@thesulk: How do male civil unions not end with the phrase "I dude"?
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@philEfanaddict: [1st Date] Her: I've had a hysterectomy Him: I've had a vasectomy Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Him: You gonna eat those fries?
@Bearslietoo: A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card.