@alicewhitey: How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
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@Calliejacobson: So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious.
@DearAuntAbby: I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged
@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.
@FuckabillyRex: I'm seducing you. Do you feel seduced? Tell me when you're seduced, even if it's just a little. Do you want some macaroni? Are you seduced?