@alicewhitey: How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
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@timdonakowski: Starting a new job today. I’m not sure what company, but it’s wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going.
@causticbob: You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb.
@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@thatUPSdude: Devil: I want your soul! Me: Not for sale! Devil: Name your price. Me: Fix all my typos. Devil: Too much work, keep your soul.