@alicewhitey: How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
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@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@atthecubicle: Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid.
@Smethanie: My 8-year-old just offered me leftover cashews from his lunch, asking "Do you want these nuts?" and I'm not mature enough to be a parent.