@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
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@bornmiserable: [United] This is your captain speaking. Underneath each of your seats is a broadsword. In the words of Highlander, there can be only one.
@tinatbh: All my friends look like a Victoria's Secret model and I look like a Victoria sponge cake
@thongbeard: Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage.