@SamuelHLowe: How do you say "No, I'm full" in Grandmother?
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@ElleOhHell: He's GUILTY! KILL HIM! Inject poison DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS! But first give him whatever he wants to eat; we're not savages.
@AntonioFrench: Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
@amethystxmatt: turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left
@SternoShots: Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?