@SamuelHLowe: How do you say "No, I'm full" in Grandmother?
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@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
@Matt_The_1st: Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
@stockejock: When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs.
@RelatableQuote: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather