@SamuelHLowe: How do you say "No, I'm full" in Grandmother?
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@aspiringtoucan: BUT WHY THE HELL is it called BUG spray not disINSECTant *Walmart worker who I have in a headlock in aisle 4* Sir please stop I don't know
@Boba_Photo: Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Celebrate it by walking very slowly yet still managing to catch up to people.
@electrolemon: independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas
@rachelle_mandik: most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you