@TheAlexNevil: How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?
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@iamledgin: Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be.
@fillthevacuum: Pro tip: The Labor Day weekend is a great time to start drafting your Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas tweets.
@Laser_Cat: The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!