@TheAlexNevil: How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?
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@DanMentos: The projected sales figur- *phone buzzes* the proj- *buzzes again* *checks phone* Excuse me for a moment gentelmen I'm being owned online
@DiamondGirl127: "Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I'm just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
@blade_funner: [GOD CREATING BEES] G: Super important A: k G: And their spit tastes delicious. A....k G: But they're so *clenches fists* angry