@causticbob: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it.
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@OfficialMizGin: I wish I were a Jedi. I don’t want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day.
@Izianikapani: "Do people really become like their pets?" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space.