@causticbob: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it.
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@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@robfee: This is what we really need to remember from the gold and white or blue and black dress debate.
@TheCatWhisprer: They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies.
@rolldiggity: 1. Put "Out of Order" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, "Stairs can't be out of order!" and uses them. 3. Release the bees.