@causticbob: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it.
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@crunchenhanced: Has anyone else noticed that since the invention of the smart phone, bathroom stall graffiti was moved to Twitter?
@ibid78: Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies.
@internetluke: [two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha "What do we do?"