@omgthatspunny: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"
@MiddleageM: Heard my mom tell my dad to "stop tossing her salad" at the dinner table and now I can't look at either one of them without laughing...
@Token_Geezer: A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.