@omgthatspunny: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@StellaRtwot: Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking.
@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.