@PJTLynch: How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?
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@briangaar: Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home
@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
@GreenSmoke_: My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends.
@AndyAsAdjective: My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.