@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?
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@UncleDuke1969: Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. "YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?" Brain: Magical!
@bobbiejo448: Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."
@AphroditeAfter5: No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
@squirrel74wkgn: [at store] Salesperson: May I help you? Me: Yes, I need something really nice that my wife can exchange next week
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