@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?
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@Chelsea_Elle: Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.
@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
@KenTremendous: "Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "Seems fine."