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@Spaced_Cowboy00: How I flirt with girls:
1. Walk past them 15 times
2. Go home
@patnspankme: If anyone gets drunk later and feels like paying off a credit card or two for me hmu.
@EricaWhoToYou: *power walks to the refrigerator*
@thatdutchperson: I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear.
Right now, Danny Ocean is robbing the Bellagio.
@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.