@HanaMichels: "How is this grilling you?" - mom's 44th question
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@junejuly12: It's not cheating. Or money issues. Leaving drawers and cabinets open is the true test of a marriage.
@UnFitz: It's a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a pod of whales and a thrift store of hipsters.
@Ygrene: Dad: (tears in eyes) you're going to make a fine dad someday Son: (tears in eyes) should I make him out of wood or metal Dad: (just bawling)
@david8hughes: [taking baby's shoes off] Oh what a surprise. Clean soles. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere.