@5hael: How long do you have to wait between naps?
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@bridger_w: I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon.
@DrDogMD: PATIENT: Since I got this new job my feet are killing me. DR DOG: What's your job? PATIENT: Mailman DR DOG: *chases him out of room barking*
@NicestHippo: [doctor gets job as 911 operator] "What's your emergency?" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE "Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"
@ZombieProblms: I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do.