@5hael: How long do you have to wait between naps?
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it.
@gwatts77: I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale.
@cupcakelynda: My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.