@MichaelGoffLA: How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?
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@KKAlThani: My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza.
@xysist: If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me.
@PanicRestroom: I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date