@causticbob: how long have you had this for?
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@Ygrene: [being murdered at work] Me: *being murdered* Murderer: *murdering me* Boss: let me know how I can help (it is unclear who he’s talking to)
@QwertyJones3: Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it.
@kerihw: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window.