@xLiserx: How long into a conversation is it too late to admit you’ve forgotten his name? We’ve been married 6 years.
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@Book_Krazy: HIM: you promise you're not an octopus? ME: of course not silly HIM: good. come in & meet my family ME: *hugs all 4 of them at once*
@chrissyteigen: I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
@emptyheadtwo: He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head.