@serialmatrix: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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@KurtBusiek: I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940.
@BuckyIsotope: Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*
@iwearaonesie: Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says "Give it back Josh"