@serialmatrix: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
@M_Hedberg: People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool.
@MacAnnabella: I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you.