@the_blacklisted: How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator
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@pakalupapito: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.
@Gwinifer: Life with me is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get the crazy one filled with arsenic.
@OneFunnyMummy: Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.