@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
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@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline
@TribalSpaceCat: PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?
@EJGomez: dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more