@5exyunchained: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
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@welone1: During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel.
@JodiesJumpsuit: My son is playing by himself in his room and he is narrating his imaginary play activities in a voice like a French Werner Herzog: “We open ze barrel of monkeys, and we find zem all dead inside. Ze worst discovery of all. Who has done zis to zeese monkeys? Who is zis monster?”
@BoydPetrich: Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?