@UnFitz: "How many fingers do I have up?"
- a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
@joejwest: MAGICIAN: Think of a horse
MAGICIAN: You thinking of one?
MAGICIAN: Cool right?
ME: Very cool
@FeralCrone: *tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*
@UncleDuke1969: *climbs into windowless van*
*puts on "Free Hugs" t-shirt*
*heads out to make new friends*
*waits for lawyer in windowless room*
@Cpt_Burnout: Guy: "Do you have a lighter?"
Guy: "You smoke?"
Me: "No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."
@peachesanscream: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon.