@UnFitz: "How many fingers do I have up?"
- a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
@AndrewChamings: [joyriding in stolen Lamborghini]
HER: No way this thing does 150.
ME: Only one way to find out...
[pulls over & checks wikipedia]
@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@blade_funner: [the invention of ping pong]
"I don't want this tiny ball."
"Well, neither do I."
"That makes me very angry."
@onion_an: [at restaurant on 1st date pretending not to be an eel]
Date: The wine is lovely great choice
Me: *helplessly slips off chair*
@moist_jeff: *Young Jesus plays with food*
Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish!