@jamdugg: How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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@crushingbort: shall I compare thee to a summer's day/ its very rude to not respond/ why not/ good luck finding anyone on here with that attitude/
@badbanana: Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
@flashember: [job interview] "I'll never hire you" ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf- NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE