@OhNoSheTwitnt: How many people in America do you think I can trick into believing that Brexit is the name of one of Sarah Palin's kids?
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@scottthetwat: Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day.
@TheTweetOfGod: You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares.
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@TheTweetOfGod: Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them.