@EmergencyQB: How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?
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@Coolisiana: (Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*
@EJGomez: God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald
@Crunk_Jews: People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation.
@aimlessamers: English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a "group" A group of buffalo is called a "group" A group of catfish is called a "group"