@EmergencyQB: How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?
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@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
@YoungManDadJoke: Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body.
@davidkenny100: Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!