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@Vodkantots: "How much for the supermodel?" *winks seductively

"Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

“How much for the supermodel?” *winks seductively

“Ma’am, that’s a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke.”

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