@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home

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@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.

@elisemarie91: Remember when parents said "I'll give you something to cry about" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?

@chanelpuke: WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY