@behindyourback: While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems

@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUSBANDS TOLD TO DO LAUNDRY: 1.Know when to hold em 2.Know when to fold em 3.Know when to walk away 4.Know when to run

@tekkie: Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up

@Cheeseboy22: We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're just going to take them to an IKEA instead.

@24HourBitching: Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...