@Thee1_4U: How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you're already wrong.
@weinerdog4life: Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet.
@HRTSMRT: Actually, I'd rather listen to your dog barking than you yelling at it to stop.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Before I play it, I hold the needle from the record and whisper 3..2..1.
It's the vinyl countdown.
@volks__: Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot.
@AmmoLoaded: OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life.