@Thee1_4U: How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you're already wrong.
"Dad I'm afraid a raccoon is gonna come in my tent and eat me"
-don't be silly. It'll probably be a bear. Sleep tight.
@vladchoc: Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to.
@donni: Strawberry is a terrible name. "Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw," you'd think. But you'd be wrong
@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.
@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.