@Thee1_4U: How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you're already wrong.
@AllTheUglyTruth: Alcohol is photoshop for real life.
@houffy: I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name "Lamb of God" is misleading.
@charstarlene: I can't wait to get married and communicate my disdain solely through aggressive dishwashing.
@TheIronSherk: Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are