@Thee1_4U: How to win an argument with a woman:
1. Too late, you're already wrong.
@MCaparco: When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
@StymieBrewer: Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours.
@daemonic3: "Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"
*gestures to 237 IKEA boxes*
"Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"
@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
@TheRealRHB: Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !