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@brycoo: [HR office]
Do you know why we called you in today?
To give me a pay rise?
No.
Because I googled 'How to burn down office' 600 times?
Yes.

[HR office]
Do you know why we called you in today?
To give me a pay rise?
No.
Because I googled ‘How to burn down office’ 600 times?
Yes.

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