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@EtobicokeErnie: Remember when you were a kid and the TV set in your basement weighed 8,000 pounds?
@AIMMadellynne: Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.
@SlabBaconBP: I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking.