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@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
@mugkip: "DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest "FOR WHAT" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease