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@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC
@KrunkedRobot: If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.
@skullpuppy11: The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me.