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@thats_a_morey: I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please." Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK
@dubiousrhetoric: WORKOUT GUY: Climbing stairs after leg day is the worst bro! ME: My face hurts because I napped too hard on my face.