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@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto
@ceejoyner: Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
@DaddyJew: Me: in a parallel world I am a huge success
Medic: please stop moving your arm so we can get it out of the vending machine
@KKAlThani: Probably the worst time to ask "shouldn't we go on a date first?" is after getting handcuffed by a police officer.
@kolchak: Every Adele song is about lasagna.