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@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus". Yeah....I don't know either.
@LionJenkins: I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%.
@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, you start listening to a Pink Floyd song, you get married, have kids, you die, the song hasn't finished.
@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.