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@QueenofSparta: Dog HQ Dog leader: the catpocalypse has begun Dog 1: destroy the fluffies Dog 2: we'll take 'em down 007: meow. I mean, right on
@Michael1979: Bear tip: If a bear is mauling you to death, challenge it to a maths quiz instead (mauling people to death is against the rules in quizzes)
@Jesssicle: The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way.
@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.