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@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@HatfieldAnne: Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter.
@Token_Geezer: Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit
@AndyRichter: Back in my day when we found a Pokémon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone