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@mydanimarie: MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK.
@GerryDuggan: "Yous ain't passin'!" - Gandolfini
@Bob_Janke: Congratulations a celebrity blocked you. You were so annoying that they noticed you through all the Twitter noise. You must be a real prize.
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@ch000ch: CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening
ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird