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@elle91: [Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg
@rolldiggity: It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, "We hate corn."