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@_b1p0larbear: Daughter 7 catches spiders, puts them in jars to make them fight, then releases the victor. I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.
@curlycomedy: You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question.
@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.