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@Hobo_Splendido: Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
@animaldrumss: Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers
@TheDeadfishSays: "Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.