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@TheSchnizzy: Yesterday I extinguished a colleague's cigarette at the office with a water pistol.
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@dollarslices: the worst part of the robot uprising will be the constant software updates
@IamEnidColeslaw: NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FRUIT MY BODY IS SHAPED LIKE
@hell_doe: hey it's me, the girl who just googled "chemistry alphabet" when i meant "periodic table"
@AimByWhiskey: Her: Your c**k is small
Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon.