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@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means
@iamspacegirl: [Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard.