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@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus