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@markleggett: My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better.
@semple42: She danced her way into his heart. -She was doing the robot tho, so she looked like an idiot.
@JohnBoyStyle: Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car.
@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?