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@ericsshadow: Instead of a DING DONG sound, I wish my doorbell would explain to the person how much I don't want to get off the couch.
@MikeCanRant: if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot
@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.