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@Thedudish: "Is my butt is too big?" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.
@NinjaSweatpants: Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food