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@iscoff: Sometimes if you say "Wow, you're tall!" to a tall person they realize they're tall for the first time and thank you with cash
@amselts: [being strapped to a medieval torture table] "tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.