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@Lisa_Laughs_: Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling..
@illTortuga: "Welcome to Panda Express" "I'd like one panda" "Sorry we don't sell pand-" *slips cashier $100* "Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"
@chuuew: [after giving performance of a lifetime] ME: I only wish... I only wish my dad could see me now MUFFLED VOICE FROM BEHIND EXTREMELY TALL AUDIENCE MEMBER: I'm sure you did great son