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@SSDated: If Kevin Bacon never said "want some bacon with your eggs" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore.
@jessforaminute: [Wine tasting] *Swirls and sniffs glass Me: Ah, yes, very nice, this one is bold in its simplicity Host: Ma'am, that glass is empty
@markleggett: A man who calls himself "Dog the Bounty Hunter" is currently hunting down a man named "War Machine". We all live inside a comic book now.