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@Book_Krazy: Hub: What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes

Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30

"Back off ladies. He's mine"

Hub: What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It’s 2 hours 50 minutes

Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 

“Back off ladies. He’s mine”

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