@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
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@rocknthepurple: My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to.
@Swishergirl24: The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
@Kid_topher: In high school, people called me "Superman" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants.
@MrPudmansButler: If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me.