@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
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@markydoodoo: FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say "now everybody clap yo hands" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away.
@Playing_Dad: *consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now.
@VeryLonelyLuke: Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion.
@WilliamRodgers: Is "drunk" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now....