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@Six_Pack_Mom: Husband: "You should try going to bed earlier."
Me: "You should take the 3yo to work with you."
Him: "I'd get nothing done."
Me: "EXACTLY."

Husband: “You should try going to bed earlier.”
Me: “You should take the 3yo to work with you.”
Him: “I’d get nothing done.”
Me: “EXACTLY.”

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