@GrowlyGrego: Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?
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@bridger_w: "Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead
@BlindChow: *uses Oujia board* ＳＭＥＬＬＳ ＬＩＫＥ ＵＰＤＯＧ me: what's updog? ＮＯＴ ＭＵＣＨ, ＤＯＧ, ＪＵＳＴ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＯ ＰＯＳＳＥＳＳ ＹＯＵＲ ＣＡＴ me: what cat: what
@SomthinBoutSara: I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down
@Shock_Monster: If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.