@KentWGraham: I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I’m now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates’ pants.
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@hello_saylor: A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word "bifurcated" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him.
@AmericanGent69: If my name was Simon I would always talk in the third person when telling someone to do something.
@the_anastasia: "Are you working right now? Where are you working?" Facebook is worse than my parents.